Every tweet, email, text, or similar electronic method of communitcating kills a virtual tree or otherwise known as an "e-tree"

Long ago people use to talk on a phone or sometimes even in person where emotion and sarcasm are more easily detected. These new age versions of communication often poorly sum up emotion and jokes in phrases like "lol" and ":)p"

You have a choice so get off your iphone and computer and call your friend

Fingernails on a person that are excessively long, as to allow one to climb a tree, by digging thier nails into it.

youre having sex with a girl from behind and have her shit on you while youre still inside her, as you continue to to have sex her with the shit will spread out in a fanned palm tree shape. then pull out. it will look like a nicaraguan palm tree.

A book printed on dead trees, i.e. paper, as opposed to an e-book, which only exists electronically. Compare with snail mail.

A common hangout for hoodlums in Webberville Michigan, durations of sitting at the tree could last all day, and sometimes all night. activities include but not limited to smoking ganja, listening to music on cell phones, bumping to rap in cars, or sitting there waiting for people to drive by that you know.

See Happy Tree Friends. (The following definition is based on the cartoon's forums.)

A crazy place where spam runs rampant, furries talk about how they want to sex up the characters, emo and goth 8-11 year olds post about how they want to commit suicide and the occasional smartass enjoys flaming people on a totally unrelated topic. Also common is a thread which argues on a cartoon character's freaking gender.

The ratio for on-topic posts to spam is 1:12. Most on-topic threads aren't worth reading anyway because they'll turn into a flamefest within 5 posts.

In some cases, the boards have actually been used as an insult on other message boards. (i.e "Go back to the HTF forums you scum!")

If you like Happy Tree Friends, steer clear of the message boards because it will warp the way you see the show itself.

People Eating Tasty Animals or People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Whichever one you want.