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6. e tard
When a person takes the drug extasy and lays down to sleep instead of dance.
Man that pill was lame all I did was chill all night,I hate when I e tard.
1. e tard
Someone whose brain is fried from taking too much E.
"Don't roll every weekend or you'll become an e tard"
2. E Tard
Someone who is stupid from overuse of extacy
Or someone who overuses it.
"Beth is totally an E Tard ... "
"You're turning into an E Tard"
3. E tard
An E tard is someone who frequently uses ecstasy and has become a retard because of it. They suffer from rapid weight loss, verbal diahhera, and depression.
"Dont take ecstasy frequently or youll become an e tard"
4. e tard
This is technically someone who is not proficient at e mailing, or any communication using the computer.
I kept getting blank e mail messages from my mother-in-law, I called her and she said she's sending pictures, she's such an e tard!!!
5. e tard
1. A retard (idiot) with an electronic device and/or capabilities (such as a cell phone or a PDA)

2. A virtual retard (someone who acts like an idiot online)
"will someone take the cell phone away from the e tard before he hurts himself!"

Bob: yea John was being an idiot on AIM last night
Tom: He does that alot, that's why i blocked him
Bob: yea he's such an e tard
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