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1. e-tails
It appears to me that this word is necessary to describe ones e-(lectronic de-)tails, website etc
Please send me your e-tails!
by Peter P Dec 20, 2004 add a video
2. Japanglish
English speech or writing peppered with Japanese words, outside of an explicitly Japanese or academic context. Typically the Japanese words used will be limited to only the most common words and phrases found in anime that have become more-or-less common parlance among otaku.

Japanglish is distinguished from the simple use of Japanese-specific vocabulary by its frivolity: it is using Japanese words for the sake of saying something in Japanese, even if it is only a single word in an English sentence. Contrary to the speakers' intention, which is to associate themselves with Japan and all that they connect with it, Japanglish is more often than not a strong indicator of poor-to-nonexistent comprehension of the Japanese language, as those competent in Japanese will usually refrain from using Japanese terms except when speaking Japanese or when dictated by necessity.

Japanglish is stereotypical of wapanese, though its speakers may simply be overzealous anime fanboys or fangirls.

ALTERNATELY:
English as spoken by a native Japanese speaker, characterized by some or all of the following: inversion (or non-distinction) of "r" and "l" sounds, lack (or inversion) of definite and indefinite articles, non-agreement of number and gender, use of loanwords from Eng...
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3. tanger
A really poor person who is uneducated, has bad regrowth in their hair (for girls) and rats tails/shaved head (guys), lacking fashion sense and think they are the shit. Girls usually wear tacky superflare jeans with their muffintop poking out and a way too small top. Or they just wear mens clothes like dada and eminem. Men seem to think they are gangstas but just look like dicks, wearing dada and basically anything dirty and old. Tangers are dirty and poor and live in bad areas. Tanger girls think playboy bunnies are the best thing ever created. Ew.
Person 1: "Eww! Look at those tangers can they please go back to (insert poor area here)!"
Person 2: "Ewww!"
poor ew pov tanga dirty
by e.lla. Dec 19, 2006 add a video
4. swing a cat
It derives from the British Royal Navy when the punishment of whipping with a cat of nine tails was administered on the poop or upper deck of a ship as on the main decks below there wasn't room to swing a cat
i.e. a confined space may be defined as not having enough room to swing a cat
5. Ellemo
Miss Ellemo Massacre
She's hawwt fo-shizell.

She's a total 'scenester' and a member of the hawwt group STEM TECC

She lives in Scotland and is in 6th form.
She's dead smart.

She's one of the nicest scene kids on bebo, she alwayz talks to people unless she's busy with homwork.

She gets a load of invites to beauty groups everyday and we love her <3

Check her out
http://www.bebo.com/EllemoMASSACRE
Girl 1: like zomg have you seen Ellemo's hair?
Girl 2: like totally, effing hawwt fyi
Girl 3: I know I wish I was her
6. Funky Drawer
A place to keep your used weed/pot (e.g. roaches/tails) for later.
I'm outta weed so I gotta go raid the funky drawer.
7. pedosadism
finding great pleasure (not necessarily sexual) in causing children discomfort. this can be in the present (e.g. implicit threats of physical violence) or the future (i.e. lying). it is these lies which are most commonly referred to as "pedosadism." sometimes they are short term questions providing options that will never be fulfilled: "do you want to go to an amusement park tomorrow?"

for the patient pedosadist, however, lies can be disinformation that is latent for years, for example "magnets are large concentrations of a kind of virus that pulls towards another kind of virus to mate with it. if you leave the magnets stuck together too long, the viruses will mate, and there won't be any pull left on either side of the magnet."

it is crucial that any disinformation told to children does not provide an evolutionary advantage. these lies are strictly meant for the child to get laughed at for saying something absurd at some point in the future.
CAMP COUNSELOR A: yesterday when we were on the way back to camp from volunteering to clean up a park in inner-city baltimore, i walked down the aisle of the school bus and asked each kid which flavor of milkshake he preferred. i kept a running tally on a piece of paper. then when we got back to camp and the kids saw there were no milkshakes, they were furious! it was hysterical.
CAMP COUNSELOR B: you suffer from an acute case of motha-fuckin-pedosadism

ADULT TO 6-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW: computer mice are called "mice" because the wire that connects them to the computer is special. it's made from mouse tails.
--- 7 years later ---
13 YEAR OLD TO FRIENDS: but the wires for mice are different from normal computer cables because they have mouse tails in them.
FRIENDS TO 13 YEAR OLD: you're a fucking idiot
13 YEAR OLD TO FRIENDS: but-but... my uncle is an asshole
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