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1. e-pounce
occurs when you are overloaded or bombarded with email or data.
Wow...I went away on vacation and when I returned to the office and opened my email, I was e-pounced!
2. cat-valanche
To be pounced by multiple (more than two) cats simultaneously; to be E-pounced by more than two thread cat-owning posters.
"When I went over to Mrs. Chamber's house, I wasn't expecting to be cat-valanched by all her pets."

"When I signed up on the cat-lovers message board, I got cat-valanched by all the other posters."
3. Blue Cartoons
Context: not all pedophiles ("boy-lovers") just let their fantasies run away with them. Some are working to try to get beyond their hang-ups and help others to as well. Following the tradition of cognitive therapy, and in order to POUNCE ON, IDENTIFY and CONTROL those runaway moments by using irony and satire, the following vocabulary item was created and offered to the community by "Didaskalos."

Official motto of the website:

BoyChat: You are not alone.

Anagrams:

Ah, cry; a looney-tune taboo.

Ahoy! Let no cub too near ya.

Yeah, no blue cartoon a toy.

So, "Watching Blue Cartoons" is my new pet phrase for both:

A) reading & posting at BoyChat; cuz the background is baby-boy BLUE, gettit?

B) projecting needs & dreams & whatnot onto some boy.
E.g., "Former poster Dr. Adam Selene has not been Watching Blue Cartoons with us for a while."

But I gotta stop working on anagrams; I just "heard" a boy three blocks down crying because he had to go to bed. I better put on my BLUE CARTOON cape, swing into action, and FIX THAT BOY-DRAMA!!!!

Or:

The new 16-year old lifeguard dudes at the pool this summer are pretty handsome, I'm glad to say. Was that one with the earrings coming on to me, or am I just Watching Blue Cartoons again?

---Didaskalos
4. epounce
Instant messaging somebody the second they log in or are no longer idle.
Dude, every damn time I log onto IM this guy sends me a message...there is no delay...the epounce is instant!
5. wang
The wang is the art of self offence. particularly striking guys in the balls. This art is a way to attack someones goolies in a sacred manner.

The wang is simply put, punching someone in the balls. But it has an art to it. Wang is the battle cry used when striking the balls. To perform the perfect wang you must first perfect your battle cry. You can go for the suttle inside voice "wang" or you can pounce on you enemy with a "WANG" and see the look on their face when they realise they are about to be struck in the balls.

The art of the wang requires special actions etc to perform the perfect wang. first off you need to learn the hand seal for the wang. (similar to naruto yes!)

first off you need to learn the seals required. search "naruto hand seals" in the google web search ( the one searching fro websites not images) it is the first little picture that comes up above the text links.

These are all seals needed. first of to execute o seal you need to perform the seals in this order,horse, bird, monkey, serpent. Then the last seal you do is the type of wang you are going to use.
The different exodiac wangs have different forms.To perform these wangs you simple add that seal to the end of the wang seal e.g. if i was going to do bird, horse, bird, monkey, serpent, BIRD.
You then have to also as well as the wang battle cry, the battle cry of the animal.

if you perform the aincent art of wang successfully you oponent will writh in pain on the floor and you will...
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6. Watts Up With That?
A popular antiscience blog maintained by Anthony Watts. It works something like this:

- A new scientific paper is published on climate
- The media will convey the results of said paper to their readers
- Inevitably some outlets will misconstrue the findings of the study
- If the distortion challenges Anthony Watts' denialism (e.g. Climate Change is an even bigger problem then our current state of knowledge indicates) he will uncharitably pounce on the error and pretend bad press reporting is a reflection of climate science itself
- But if the distortion strengthens his position (i.e. Climate Change is a crock of shit) the impulse to ridicule some aspect of the story is miraculously suspended

Promotes a new hypothesis to explain global warming each week ("I'm making this a sticky") hoping nobody notices how the latest explanation nullifies the previous one, complete with obligatory picture of a collapsed wind turbine, fire breathing Al Gore, and an infographic showing how much traffic his site gets.

Favourite quote: "Science isn't done by consensus. Anyway, my blog is way more popular than yours."

Cited approvingly by Judith Curry after having her feelings hurt by Gavin Schmidt (whom she secretly fancies).
Watts Up With That?: "It was the Sun all along. Who knew?"
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