Kevin: Oh, yeah. We moved in last week. We had a new pool put in because the old one was only 50 metres. I'll send you a pic on my phone.
David: Is that your wife? Why does that say 'for Matt'?
An e-pic fail.
When you know that you fail at life so badly that you meet people from far far away and seriously date them exclusively online.
Signs that you're e-dating:
You're both on the internet
They're a million miles away in another state or country
You've never met them face to face (webcam doesn't count)
You find yourself kissing your computer screen
When you have sex it looks like text (typically in the form of an email, instant message or worse yet a comment)
A romantic candle light dinner for two ends up being you alone in a dimly lit room sitting in front of your computer
A walk on the beach ends up being nothing more than role play over the internet
They're complete strangers to you, you just met and don't know a thing about each other and yet still confess to being in "love"
You're online (skype, yahoo, myspace, youtube, facebook, ect) crying about being broken and not having any friends.
him: I'm broken too....no one understands me
you: Broken people are destined for each other! <3
him: yeah... *sniffle*
you: I love you!
him: I love you to! BTW where do you live? What do you look like? Can I keep you forever?
you: Yay! x3 America, you? Uhm, uhm -sends pic- and you could keep me forever!
Now you're e-dating
|3.||fail at life|
To do very badly at life. It is much worse than just sucking. You should most likely kill yourself if you fail at life. It is your best option.
Person1: I have a myspace! Oh my god! I posted a pic of me looking in a random direction and I have a lot of E-Friends!
Person2: You fail at life.