The act of sending numerous e-mails or posts in a short period of time.
Anthony: That's the 8th e-mail from Tom this morning!!!
John: Yeah!! He's aiming the ol' e-mail cannon at you bro!!
Stephen: You want to troll the Rick Astley message boards?
Matt: Yeah, hold on!! Let me set my e-mail cannon to stun.
How many goths seem to adhere to the mentality that they are the most intelligent, unique, intresting and creative poeople you will ever met(quoted with the spelling errors from a goth no less). That they are some how MORE unique and intelligent than the rest of us. Not only is this insulting, but blatantly false; testimony to this fact being all the poorly written definitions I read from "goths." Ironically, since most goths (and by "goths," I refer to their "culture" or "subculture" as they've defined it) seem to think that they are somehow more intelligent, interesting and/or creative than the rest of us, this alludes to another character trait entirely, or namely, arrogance. Boring, arrogant, uninteresting, un-innovative gothics. I believe this issue has been exhausted.more...
I propose that we build a giant cannon, gather up all the gothics, pack them into the cannon, and launch them into a brick wall.
No more goths. Maybe then they'd have a reason to be depressed. That is, if any of them lived. They're all so pale and weak that a mere launch into a brick wall might finish them off.
(all of this has been taken and slightly altered from www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com, http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.n et/c.cgi?u=gothics, http://www.thebestpageintheuniver se.net/c.cgi?u=gothagain)
credits to maddox