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1. e-lationship
A one-sided relationship that takes place solely on the internet. The female in it is usually a nice girl that thinks it's just a friendship, and the male is usually a desperate, anti-social nerd that thinks he has a girlfriend that he's never met, and expects her not to associate with any other males on the internet or jealousy and anger will ensue. When the male finally expresses his feelings about this girl he's never met, she informs him that it would be awkward to meet in real life and that she actually already has a real boyfriend, and the nerd is crushed, his hopes of being e-laid are dashed.

It almost always ends with a lengthy session of cyberstalking from the male nerd.
Billy was bragging about having a girlfriend but it turned out he's just in an e-lationship, what a fag.
by Bloodloss Sep 19, 2004 add a video
2. e-lationship
noun, An online relationship (hence the name). It's where two people try to go out only with AIM and e-mail. Either terribly romantic or terribly pathetic.
Girl: Do you want to go out sometime?

Guy: no, sorry, i'm in an e-lationship
by Pepsi X-treme Jun 23, 2005 add a video
3. E-lationship
A relationship with someone you've only ever talked with online.
Craig is so funny, I'm thinking about friend requesting him and taking our e-lationship to the next level.
4. e-laid
A term that I coined for the act of a male player of a MMORPG helping a seemingly female player in some way solely because of her gender. This is referred to as "trying to get e-laid" because the male is doing it solely because the person in need of help appears to be of the opposite gender, hence it is sexual in nature, but still taking place on the internet. The geeky male does it because he holds some small hope that it could develop into an e-lationship.

Ironically, most of the female characters in question turn out to also be males IRL, and this is often revealed after a lengthy period of cyberstalking.
Dude, just admit it: you only gave her some money cause you're trying to get e-laid.
by Bloodloss Sep 19, 2004 add a video
5. e-stalking
When somebody stalks you through AIM. They continue to IM you despite blocking and any other meausres you take. The e-stalker continually changes the screen name or e-mail adress so they can continue to harass you. Usually occurs when an e-lationship goes wrong
After I broke up with Lydia, she began to e-stalk me
by Pepsi X-treme Jul 9, 2005 add a video
6. elationship
December 7, 2006 Urban Word of the Day
This refers to a couple (friends, lovers, whatever) that know each other only via online correspondence (e-mail, IM chats, video rooms, etc).
A: Jasmine and I have a great elationship, dude.

B: Um, she lives in Vietnam, dude.

A: I know, but she writes very flirty e-mails. And her myspace is totally hott.
7. e-nothing
1. When the elationship ends.
A: How's your elationship with the Vietnamese doing?
B: It's enothing now.

2. When you wait for an important or love mail, and you don't get anything.
or when you get something, but it disappoints you.

ad. 1
A: How's your elationship with the Vietnamese doing?
B: It's enothing now.

ad. 2
A: Did you get anything from him yet?
B: E-nothing.
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