A "fake" cigarrette designed to help people quit smoking or provide a healthy alternative to smoking. E-cigarrettes contain nothing but nicotine and water vapor. Tobacco companies and the FDA are opposed to e-cigarrettes because trace amounts of carcenogens were found in e-cigarrettes made in China.

The advantages of e-cigarrettes are useless when compared to regular cigarrettes which contain over 4,000 chemicals including embalming fluid (good for dead people), and rat poison (good for people afraid of rats). Real cigarrettes are proven to cause cancer (population control) and if smoked by a pregnant person could cause serious health issues including death to a fetus (birth control).

If you ever come into contact with an e-cigarrette, be careful not to be distracted by the shiny LED light, stick to your guns and smoke that god given bowl or marajuana.

An electronic device that heats a nicotine-laced liquid into an inhalable vapor.

noun

1) (of a bird) the act of flying, unprovoked and inexplicably, into something it should never have any contact with (i.e. your face)

2) to get hit in the face with any live flying object (i.e. insect, flung cat, etc.)

3) to throw something at someone's head in an attempt to hit them in the face

4) to inadvertently hit someone in the face with something you've thrown

A severe state of inebriation, usually caused by consumption of a drink with a high alcoholic content (E.g. Vodka), but is not exclusive to any one intoxicant.

When an individual reaches the state of "being benj'd" they are typically blissfully unaware of their surroundings and find it very difficult, if not impossible, to focus on any one thing.

Physical signs of being benj'd can be similar to being drunk. However, squinted eyes, a slouched stance, incoherent speech and a constant forward momentum are typical.

It is common for a person to deny their entry into this state of inebriation, but it will be obvious to anyone who comes into contact with the individual.

1. A large firework, about the same diameter as a king-size cigarrette and two-thirds the length. Used in Austarlia and New Zealand for the same purposes as a Cherry Bomb, e.g., toilet cistern mayhem.

2. A form of mutual masturbation; The male lies on his back and performs as for a normal "handjob', while his female partner straddles his thighs and moves herself into such a position so as to stimulate her clitoris upon his moving hand. ( Caution: While a safer sex practice care must be taken to assure no fluid from the male lands on the vagina.).