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this is what a person does when they are in the middle of preparing a large leg of lamb for a lavish family dinner, often including in-laws. What they do is remove the bone with an inappropriately long knife for the job, creating a cavity within the meat. Once that is done, the person then pulls his trousers down and gleefully slides his privates into the cavity- thus tunnel boning the leg of lamb. Oh man! Mark is so into tunnel boning! He does it all the time when he cooks for his in-laws!
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| 2. | e-boning | ||
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the act of nasal penetration
a sexual attraction to mucus, especially boogers. I'm fully fantasizing about e-boning that girls nasal cavity.
Do you see how crusty her nostril is from snot? Hot. |
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| 3. | bieberboned | ||
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The act of engaging in sexual intercourse (i.e. boning) while simultaneously listening to a Justin Bieber song. OMG I totally bieberboned that guy from the party last night!
i just bieberboned the fuck out of that eenie meenie miney moe lover |
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| 4. | Bieberbone | ||
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The act of engaging in sexual intercourse (i.e. boning) while simultaneously listening to Justin Bieber. Bieber + Boning = Bieberboning. I'd like to Bieberbone the fuck out of that Eenie Meenie Miney Moe lover!
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| 5. | boneing | ||
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Another word for shagging and not just male female as to other definitions suggest. D.E.B.S - Are you kidding me? We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you and you're boneing the suspect? Did you think this was a joke? "Let's divert federal resources and man hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style."
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| 6. | screaming churro | ||
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When a male and female are having intercourse on a sandy beach. They must be doggystyle and the male must pull out of the females vagina, insert his penis into the sand then thrust it back into the womans vagina.
Dude I got drunk on vacation....I was boning my lady on the beach and bad news..... Screaming Churro!
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| 7. | Code Orange | ||
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A special color code denoting the real-time and/or inevitable lose of a males virginity. This term is reserved for use in only the most severe cases of Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA). These individuals are usually in their mid to late twenties and/or older (i.e., the majority of male westerners lose their virginity long before their mid twenties, usually in high school or college thanks to hormones, peer pressure, underage drinking, drugs, etc…). This code is usually sent via cell phone text messaging, usually by first hand witnesses, to friends and associates of the male virgin in question in order to inform that after years of LTMSA the virgin has finally entered into adulthood and “popped their cherry.” Code Orange!! Code Orange!! Chris is finally going to have sex for the first time at the age of 30.
There was a Code Orange situation last night. Paul lost his virginity to some hooker and give her the Fidel Castro. |
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