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1.
an insult for a lesbian whose fat pours out over the side of her jeans.

not to be confused with english muffins which are a delicious breakfast snack.
shut up you dyke muffin or i'll call over the pig in the tuxedo you tittyfuckinbagelbite.
by cheadawwg July 23, 2006