fixer-downer 

Real estate term referring to a house so dilapidated that even fixing it UP wouldn't make it attractive.

Amelia: "I'm sending you a listing of a fixer-upper. It needs a lot of work but the price is good and so is the location."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."

fixer-downer by stockman09 January 7, 2008

dwonger

A penis.

His dwonger was tiny!

dwonger by viciousjett October 3, 2011

Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen

The act of doing something incredibly dumb but succeeding in the end.

1: "You think I can fall down onto the pile trashbags and not die from this height?"

2: "I don't know man, I'm taking the safe route"

*1 proceeds to jump from a 80 meter high radio antenna onto a pile of trashbags and survive*

2: "1 tut grad einfach Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen"

Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen by mungryy December 29, 2020

doner kebab

A delicious, Turkish fast food. Commonly found throughout Europe in any city large enough to have one turkish immigrant. Typically a cheap food to eat while going from one bar to another at 11 PM. The best kebabs can be found in Berlin, Germany, and Freistadt, Austria.

Man, I would so dig a doner kebab right now.

doner kebab by A-Ha May 19, 2007

Boner downer 

A boner downer is a term which is used to express not only the frustration of being turned off, but also the actuality of losing a boner. A boner downer may occur when something someone says turns your boner or any potential boner limp instantly.

Guy 1: Man you should have been in the child development studies class yesterday! There was this smokin' hot babe in tight yoga pants and you could see right through them!

Guy 2: Shit I can't believe I missed that, I slept through my alarm.

Guy 1: Yeah she was so hot...but then the speaker started talking about teen pregnancy and it was a total boner downer!

Boner downer by bobby_915 February 20, 2011

droner

a droner is usually used to describe an incessant fan of the indie rock cult band "drona".

this term was coined following their debut as a band once they gained a following of loyal and regular fans that would attend their shows. soon after this occurrence, Zach, the drummer of another local band in drona's hometown, used this term in an instagram story. in this post he stated: "sorryyy dronersss", which cemented this term as a common colloquial description of the average drona fan. as of 2022, "droner" has been recognized as a common term in the vocabulary of many of columbia's residents.
references:
dronamusic.com

Layperson: Why is everyone wearing those blue and pink shirts? Where did they come from? What in the world is "when i rest for a moment"???? Is that a euphemism?

Person with class, prestige, and culture: Ohhhh... you must not be a droner... how embarrassing!

Layperson: I sincerely apologize for being so pathetic and not knowing! Is there any way to achieve salvation from my personal failure?

Person with class, prestige, and culture: You lazy punk! The only way to elevate yourself and escape from the primordial soup where you came from is to start droning immediately! Quick- go to dronamusic.com and start listening to some sweet sweet drona. Hurry...it's embarrassing having to talk to someone so naïve and uninformed for this long...

droner by channel 666 music scene report May 24, 2022

doner kebab

the act of slipping a meat of your choice (fish, pork, lamb, horse, etc) around the circumference of your schlong, similar to how a ring would slip on your finger

Zamn, last night Sheba gave me the most insane doner kebab with her special jumbo shrimp!

doner kebab by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023