Dueling Harmonica 

Two individuals, undefined in orientation and/or gender, each partaking of one half of a mans penis, divided lengthwise, by means of oral suction.

After a heated arguement, they decide to compromise and perform the dueling harmonica.

Guy 1: Yo, these two babes shared my donicker last night.
Guy. 2: You mean they gave you a dueling harmonic?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.

Dueling Harmonica by The College Board April 14, 2008

Basement Dwelling Neckbeard

Someone with severely neglected hygiene that lives in front of a computer in their parents' basement and subsists off of ramen noodles, mountain dew, and bizarre fetish porn until they die, lonely and celibate.

If you know what 7chan is, you are quite likely a basement dwelling neckbeard.

Basement Dwelling Neckbeard by Poopqueef February 17, 2010

dwelling go 

expression. present tense.

dwe-ling-go // duolingo
to wish one luck on leaving their dwelling or situated place

My friend is leaving. Dwelling go, my friend.

dwelling go by stevewasfound April 16, 2023

Dueling Batwings 

Slang Lesbian sex. like scissoring

I Walked in on these lesbians dueling batwings, it was the time of my life.

Dueling Batwings by brenten kelly January 17, 2008

Anal-Dwelling Butt-Monkey 

The name Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey, with all of God's powers) gives the little monkey that he makes come out of a gang member's butt in revenge of a previous beating.

"Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy."

Anal-Dwelling Butt-Monkey by BD August 6, 2004

dick dueling 

the art of setteling disputes between post pubesent males by standing back to back dressed in nothing but cowboy boots and holsters. on the count of three the duelers begin to furiously rub their penises while taking one step every 5 seconds. just like in a normal shootout, the person that is ejaculated upon first is declaired the loser.

the arguement between my room mate and I was resolved by old western style dick dueling

dick dueling by boycottcorn April 6, 2008

delingpole 

A stubbornly deluded idiot, one who refuses to acknowledge their errors. Blind in the face of evidence, and prepared to make any claim that would support their argument, no matter how outlandish.

"People who disagree with my opinions threaten my children with death on a daily basis. That's how right I am."

"James, you're such a delingpole."

delingpole by oxford english dick March 11, 2012