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dartarded 

Dartarded is when someone is retarded but dont actually have a mental illness.

I just got a 46 precent on my test i feel dartarded.
1.whats 10 x 50? 2. 400. 3. what a dartard
dartarded by Braeden92 June 14, 2007
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A dartard is what my sister just called me. She's dartarded too.
you are such a dartard.
dartard by Meghan111111 January 6, 2009

Dertardism

Der-tard-ism - The process in which the minds of people are becoming virally infected with utter stupidity. The development of one's mind being affected by something really dumb. Perhaps having listened to someone or having watched something that is so fucking retarded that you are now literally dumber and your overall IQ drops for having done so.
Guy 1: Hey did you happen to see all the latest political trash-talking commercials on T.V. for the up-coming election?

Guy 2: Oh yeah I did! Boy I'd say we've really reduced ourselves to that of a bunch of mudslinging primates. Having watched those ads really made me a dumber person!
Guy 1: I know! After watching them I felt as if someone just performed a lobotomy on me!!
Guy 2: I'd say we got ourselves a classic case of dertardism on our hands. Probably because we are too busy jerking off and watching football to pay attention to our own politics leaving us in the shit storm that we're in.

Guy 1: I agree brother. Now lets go grab a beer and watch the game and let Donald Trump keep fucking us over while we sit and complain but yet do nothing about it.!
Guy 2: Yeah! Then we can watch more of those mudslinging political ads and base our decisions purely based on that! Idiocracy is among us! Derrrp!
Dertardism by ballen69 October 24, 2019

DVR-tard 

A person who forgets they are watching a DVR'ed TV program until the 2nd or 3rd commercial.
Vin: "Hey Eric, wanna go over to A.J.'s place and watch HIMYM?"
Eric: "Nah, man, he's a DVR-Tard...he never remembers to fast-forward the commercials."
DVR-tard by shmek December 1, 2010
A retard who states the obvious and such.
Durtard: <statement goes here which states the obvious>
AverageJoe: STFU DURTARD!
durtard by Rensen July 8, 2007
The way someone acts when they've grown up as an ogre. One can be drunk, stoned, on bars or even be a snowgre, but they will try to fight everyone, break phones, and eventually pass out in a jungle.
Dartard looks like such a fucking ugly ogre fuck!
You're acting like a fucking dartard.
dartard by Charles A. Sink March 28, 2019