Dousted 

A dominance of a person, group of people, or situation that is so bad a whole new word had to be invented.

Red Player 1: I just got 3 headshots, a stick, and a splatter on the blue team.

Red Player 2: Dang, blue team just got dousted!!

Dousted by WildRaveXiii February 28, 2009

Doushades 

Sunglasses worn by a douchebag or tool.

They are characterized by a single or multiple fluorescent colors and are composed entirely of plastic or similar non-metallic material.

Worn at night for best results.

"Hey, those are a great pair of Doushades you got there."
"I know, right? The glossy finish goes great with my slicked-back hair!"

Doushades by JMeurer February 5, 2010

doussy

a douchebag pussy; someone who is a total pussy and is being a douchebag about it

John: That guy over there is afraid to get on the rollercoaster and won't let anyone else get on.

Steve: I know, he is such a doussy!

doussy by nelly4E April 18, 2011

douskos 

A Greek way of saying "douche bag". Usually a middle aged man who drives a beemer and is socially awkward.

That guys a total douskos.

douskos by Johnny Cutz February 22, 2017

Lucia Dvorska 

An extremely hot girl, famous for being in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. (Google image her if you do not own the SI 2009)

Damn, that bitch is fine.....I would tap Lucia Dvorska.

Lucia Dvorska by Mike A and Jimmy P May 29, 2009

Dousche Magousch

One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.

The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.

Dousche Magousch by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

douschenheimer 

a person who is dousche to the max that german needs to be added to it
a combination of american and german

gosh sarah is such a douschenheimer

douschenheimer by eruuuuuka August 25, 2009