| 1. | dyno queen | ||
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A car that is used for only big numbers on a dyno. The vehicle isn't capable of doing anything else other that making big horsepower. A Twin Turbo C5Z06, a dyno queen w/560 hp gets destroyed by a 430hp C6 LS3 Corvette on a highway, 4 times in a row. Whazzap John?
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| 2. | danville | ||
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A small city in south central....Virginia, that is. Population 48,411 and steadily declining, as shown by the US Census Bureau. Danville's main exports are textiles, tires, syphilis, and babies born to high school mamas.
Danville is a melting pot of diversity. There are many ethnic groups in Danville, including: Illegal Immigrants, Emo Kids, Holy Rollers, Trailer Urchins, Stereotypical Southern Rednecks, Wannabe Gangstas, White Wannabe Gangstas, and Burnouts. There are only about 4 high schools in the Danville/Southern Pittsylvania County area, and it's quite possible to determine which high school any given teen attends just by looking at them. Bottom line, Danville is an anagram for "evil land." When a town didn't get its first Starbucks until 2007, you know it's a cesspool of economic retardation...such as Danville.
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| 3. | PittCo | ||
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Slang for Pittsylvania County, the largest county in the state of Virginia. I drove throug PittCo on the way to NC and I almost died from the stench of stale-marijuana-slash-cow-poo.
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| 4. | Pittsylvania County | ||
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The largest county in Virginia landwise, yet only has a population of about 68,000. Located in South Central Virginia. Towns in Pittsylvania County include Chatham, Gretna, Hurt......and that's pretty much it. The larger city of Danville is located smack at the bottom of the county, although it's technically independent from the county.
In other words, PittCo is approximately 1000 square miles of boondocks and farms. Outsider #1: "What the hell? Where are we? Iowa?!"
Outsider #2: "Oh no, we're just in Pittsylvania County." |
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| 5. | big devil | ||
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Wanders around and bosses little devil A big devil is usually a wild girl wandering around calling her boy toy little devil
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| 6. | DLV | ||
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"defend like virgins" 1. to defend like a virgin. can be used in any sport, or game. DLV, they dont let anything get through!
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