Top Definition
A fat ignoramus, usually a failed ex-policeman (particularly one inept at obtaining convictions). An oxygen thief. Someone generally considered by all and sundry to be a "bit of a loser".
"Sheeeeeeeee, can you believe the state of that bunch of dutfields guarding the central bank?"
by Jason "Teflon" Sock June 03, 2004

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