Dutch uncle

One who talks with great severity or directness; sever mentor

"I got mad and talked like a Dutch uncle"

by t3h z0Wn February 29, 2004

dutch uncle

When you pick up a girl to standing 69, then drop her on her head and leave.

I said lets do something crazy and picked her up upside down. Then she farted in my face so i gave her the ol' dutch uncle.

by Howard_from_law_and_order December 30, 2010

dutch uncle

a well sanded wooden board with a penis sized hole for masturbatory delight!

I got no play last night, so I went home and used the dutch uncle.

by RZA August 14, 2004

Dutch Uncle

Inserting a lolipop into a girls asshole, and then having her suck it while you fuck her.

She was a skank so I introduced her to my Dutch uncle.

by CBone September 16, 2007

Dutch Uncle

A creepy, weird, or otherwise off-color person. Someone "not quite right".

Bill: Hey, Jim. Did you go to the party last night?

Jim: Yeah, I went, but I left early because some guy was lording over my girlfriend like a Dutch uncle.

by Flying Dutch Uncle October 11, 2011

dutch uncle

I.O.U. ; I am in your debt, I owe you one.

Man thanks for that favor, I'm your dutch uncle

by fyis October 8, 2009

dutch uncle

The releasing of flatulence while performing the mutual oral sex position known commonly as the '69'. Can be intentional or not. Can be simultaneous or not. Usually looked upon as 'aces' when its neither intentional nor simultaneous.

Simon: "So, like, the other day I was boning my girlfriend and we kind of like, slipped into a sixty-nine. Then I let her have it".

Jnizzle:"What"?

Simon: "I farted right in her eyes"!

Jnizzle: "Dude! You just gave her the dutch uncle! Aces!"

Simon: "Your a weirdo. I'm audi"

Jnizzle: "Fuck you Simon"

by Jnizzle2 June 22, 2010