a person inserts a tootsie pop into his/her partners asshole. the partner then proceeds to shit all over it. it is then coated with ejaculatory fluid and fed to the other partner. then, you ask he/she how many licks it takes to get to the middle.
i fed my girlfriend a dutch lollipop last night with an extra load of shit on it and it took her 27 licks to get to the center.