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A Dutch colonial is where a man takes a shit on a woman's chest while wearing a powdered wig.
Jefferson: I gave my drama teacher a Dutch colonial after she have me detention for being a wise ass in class.

George: in the principals office?

Jefferson: no, gave her a Dutch Colonial in Chambers. A Dutch Colonial in Chambers is the same thing except that the powdered wig is on a mannequin facing us while I shit on her chest.
by Lord Cornwallice December 31, 2013
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