The greatest hockey prospect of all time, amazing speed, hands, big body and a terrific shot to go with brilliant Skoula-like puck poise. Once touted as being possibly the greatest prospect, he disappeared; however, there have been sightings of him in Alaska where it is rumored that he wrestles bears. Will he ever return to the NHL to take his rightful place as the greatest player of all time? Only time will tell.
An average shift for Dustin Rose would be throwing a massive check, stealing the puck from an opposing player, deking out 3 players and putting away a beautiful goal with a laser wristshot.
by HOCKEY BAWS August 9, 2011
Basically, this is a person who looks like Alf. This is a complete asshole, and individual who should be shot if ever seen. Apparently this person also thinks he is "God's gift to women" but last time i checked...no one is into dating alien life forms. So...shoot him if you see him..and if he survives..shoot him again. YUCK!!!
I think i wanna puke becuase i just saw Dustin Rose!
Quick get a gun! It's Alf!! No wait..it's Dustin Rose!
Quick get a gun! It's Alf!! No wait..it's Dustin Rose!
by Alf-Hater February 11, 2005