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Dustpanning 

A sex act in which the dude cums on his partner's stomach or the small of their back, then cleans his yield by sweeping it away with his scrotum. When two dudes do it's called pushbrooming.
Panicking for fear of accidentally conceiving, Josh pulled out and finished on Sheila's belly, dustpanning the main volley away from her vitals.
Dustpanning by Front_End December 27, 2010
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Dustpanned 

To sweep up and throw out with the trash.
Guy gets dumped by his girlfriend tells his friend "Dude, she totally dustpanned me".

"Dude, you got dustpanned!"
Dustpanned by MommaChocoLatte January 30, 2009

Australian Dustpan 

When you and your girlfriend have been travelling through Australia and sand and dust gets into your girls vagina so during sex you have to shake her legs to get the dust out.
I had so much dust in me, luckily Nic gave me an Australian Dustpan

Dustpans 

When someone short buys jeans that are too long for them, the opposite of high waters
Took at you in your dustpans”
Dustpans by Wow_imnot_okay April 30, 2022

Dirty Duskian 

A person who participates in ganging up on someone by outnumbering them by overwhelming numbers. They choose to do this, because they are afraid to fight one-on-one, for fear the outcome is not guaranteed to be in their favor.
Trevor: "Yo, did you hear Johnny got jumped last night"?

Freddy: " No, who got em"?

Trevor: "judging by the spankin he got, it had to be a dirty duskian"!

Freddy: "That wasn't kosher, at all"!
Dirty Duskian by Pioneer 1 May 27, 2016
Noun. The host of a party who can't stop cleaning up after his guests for one single moment to just chillax. Like a dustpan following just behind a broom to collect the dust. Also: "dustpanning"; "to follow LIKE a dustpan"; "to follow WITH a dustpan"
Ned: I thought the party was cool, but every time I started eating the nachos, Ben kept following me like a dustpan.
Steve: Straight up. Ben's usually chill, but last night he was a total dustpan.
dustpan by Jenn Frank September 23, 2005
a raging insult used when an individual has made an idiot of themselves or been "owned". spoken with the motion of the left hand covering the mouth in a fist and the right hand flat with the palm in the air doing a motion simulating that of an actual dustpan. see the following dialogue:
jill: "i just don't have my best stuff tonight"
jack: "neither did your mother last night!"
everybody else around:"DUSTPAAAAAN"
dustpan by chris January 13, 2005