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15.
The equivalent to 3 sips of one's beverage.
Yo Bintner, lemme get a durp of that Jones.
by poooooge June 11, 2010
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16.
The word that describes someone when they have no brain in their head. No thoughts of importance, pretty much just a big Dumbass!
That kid is such a durp!

I am surrounded by so many durps in this town!
by Talberto October 27, 2004
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17.
A penis that was been worked/handled too hard and is spewing blood from the tip.
Durp victim, "Man that girl last night practically ripped my dick off, I had the biggest durp"

Friend, "ROFL. Stop picking up $4 hookers then you damn fool!"
by OopiSnoopi July 04, 2010
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18.
sudden ejaculation or owned by racial slander
that niggeer got durped on
by suk me off April 10, 2010
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19.
The ability for one to create a mindset where he/she truly believes that playing/practicing trumpet is harder and more difficult than playing a sport like Football (American).
David: "Playing trumpet is harder than sports."
Scott: "Harder than Lacrosse?"
David: "Yes, Trumpet is the best and hardest thing to do in the world,"
Scott: "The only way playing trumpet could be harder than a sport would be if you were playing trumpet and busting at the same time,"
David: "You guys are asshole,"
Scott: "This kid is a Durp,"
by redskull224 July 07, 2009
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20.
Doing nothing significant.or saying nothing significant

Jill what are you doing
Nothing
god, your a durper
by Daboo760 March 04, 2008
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21.
meaning "your so fucking stupid of course!" often a synomymn with dur-da-dur and the movement of the hand meaning retard
girl#1= "does johnny like me?"
girl#2= "durp! what kind of question is that? dur-da-dur!!
by i love zavian February 07, 2010
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