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Van Durmened

The act of grabbing for food before the waiter has placed it on the table.
Bob Van Durmened half the loaf of bread before the waiter could place it down on our table!
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Durries Durrie durie dummied dormie Dermie dermies dummie Dummiest Durgies
The best possible parking space outside a given venue/shop/drinking establishment/gym/etc. Named so after ex-Hawthorn AFL player Dermet Brereton's penchant for parking his Ferrari at will outside the front entry of nightclubs.

Person 1: "Hey mate check out my park."
Person 2: "Fuck me...you just bagged a Dermie."
Person 1: "You know it."
Person 2: "Now you have a minimal distance to travel to your car."
Dermie by Jimmy Chungas August 27, 2008

Dummiest 

The word dummiest means you are really dumb like even dumber than the dumbest .
Jaiden is the dummiest
Dummiest by Dummiest January 31, 2020
To consume or destroy the object in front of you.
I really dummied that bottle of absinthe.

He checked me into the boards. So, in return, I dummied the shit out of his face.
dummied by Nigel Pisspants January 3, 2008

Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus 

"Never tickle a sleeping dragon."
The motto for Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in the fictional Harry Potter universe.
Harry pulled out his Latin dictionary and said, "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus... What the fuck?"

Draco dormiens nunquam titilandus

never tickle a sleeping dragon! ever!
dude, Draco dormiens nunquam titilandus!!!