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13.
someone who is extremely retarded.............no clue what is going on...........
1:What today's homework?
2: Read page 50
1:like as in read 50 pages?
2: No u durf!!!!!!
by BHSGAl February 08, 2008
 
1.
The area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.
That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire
by Jesus January 17, 2003
 
2.
Noun: a name for the hair that grows on the taint (see also; taint or gooch)

see also "taint knot"
Your gooch looks nasty, bro. You need to trim the durf.
by cock bomb January 06, 2009
 
3.
A state of mind and body that is incepted after a long night of partying in which causes you to lose all grasp on reality and procastinate to your maximum capability. Common side affects are: Hands in pants for extended amount of time, continous gas release, temptation to consumption of "couch pizza", refusal of changing your pants you pissed in hours ago, allergies to any light source, smelling like a foot, upsett stomach, and Diarrhea.
I'm durfin hard dude.

I'm in a strange state of durf.
hey man! whats ya doin?...Durfin
by Robert Durfnero February 07, 2011
 
4.
An acronym for Dump, Unfriend, Remove, and Forget. Often used to express feelings about someone else's companion, girlfriend, boyfriend, etc.
You sooo need to durf him.
by durfcreator?? July 09, 2011
 
5.
Someone that is tall stupid and a hoe
damn why is she such a fucking durf
by Alex Congers November 24, 2010
 
6.
the equivalent of duh or obviously
Anonymous- hey, are you going to the mall later?
Me- Durf!
by lalerz February 07, 2010
 
7.
a number between five and six
"one, two, three, four, five, durf, six, seven."
"fifteen, durfteen, sixteen."
"fiftynine, durftyone, durftytwo, durftythree..."
by DRFF September 13, 2009