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duodenum duod
duodenum isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. duodenum punch
When you get hit in your small intestine you lose all bowl movements
Potter gave me a duodenum punch and I lost all bowl movements
2. duod
short for Duodenum a portion of the intestines.
The horses are passing through my duod and are at the gates waiting to be released.

I can feel that corn passing through my duod.
3. popcorn
a slang term for the microscopic bomb that is planted inside the duodenum (found near the stomach); It is usually comsumed unbeknownst to the target. It is detonated by remote.
Han: Don't you cross me
Vo: Why not?
Han: Did you forget about the popcorn?
Vo: But I don't eat popcorn.
Han: You did. And it wasn't that kind of popcorn.
4. Schenectady
An incurable affliction of the duodenum.
I'm so sorry sir, but you've got Schenectady.
by David Nov 8, 2003 share this
5. thermocalculus
Sister science to telestronomy, both devised by Svenalex Bresknellicondo in conjunction with a disturbed racoon-leprechaun named Josias McCallister of Auxteramekithorp.

Thermocalculus does not focus on candorous monkeys, but instead is a study of the gleanings of mitzvah oil from the tainted milk of a goat-mule of Bengali.

The subject was also discussed in a brilliant (but now defunct) theory posed by Bresknellicondo...since then it has perished during the Night of a Thousand Dooms, available on Pay Per View. Rated R.

Thermocalculus also involves a "right-wing" of sorts, and is a quest to clone the leprechaun army of Dundalk MacKinney, for the good of the right and the denial of the testicular organ.

The science's third and final wing is not that of such birds as the Archipecteronamicakszetheramicpon Seljuk Turk, but the denouncement of the nation of Sweden as the land of the Thorax and the Herabic Lactaid. Journeys there may result in your loss of your duodenum, and I wouldn't recommend that as it is a crucial organ. To the monkey system. in the capital of asktethaithiasziramkon. Province of Ganketeank. Skadankadank
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by DoctorFunkenstein Jun 24, 2004 share this
6. secum
It's actually spelled cecum and all mammals have one, not just rats. It is at the end of the ileum, which is connected to the jejunum, which is connected to the duodenum. The cecum is a small pouch where the small intestine and large intestine meet. Those 4 parts make up the small intestine.
The cecum looks like a small thumb connected to the small intestine.
by Jonnathin Aug 27, 2005 share this
7. geesh
the skin between ones scrotum and anus
Dude, I need to have my geesh waxed.
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