"Eh, it was alright."
unknowingly"Dave, remember when we got dunkin donuts that one time?"
appauled, disgusted look from Dave
"What? It was as Crestian!"
This is the only place where a "regular" coffee means with cream and sugar. Also it's the only place to buy some "munchkins", small balls of donut "hole" that you can eat in one bite. (Yes, it's amazing something that sounds this gross was such a big hit.)
This fabulous establishment is loved by everyone: Cops, college students, CEOs, punks, soccer moms, sistas, ABCs, WASPs, your momma, and whoever else walks in the door.