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The Dunkaroo Effect

When you have 1 substance (dunkaroos) which should be used with another substance 2 (frosting), and you end up with way more leftover substance 1 or 2 and you have no idea what to do with the substance in question.
Shant: Damn homie, I have all this frosting but no Dunkaroos left, what the hell am I supposed to do with this?

Brian: OMG dude, I dont know. Thats crazy. The Dunkaroo Effect is difficult to overcome..

Dunkaroo 

An 4-step activity involving two people, a cooler full of ice water and a can full of beer.

Step 1: Dunkaroo Recipient submerges head in cooler of ice water for 10 seconds
Step 2: Dunkaroo Doner slaps Recipient in the face and hands them a beer
Step 3: Dunkaroo Recipient drinks beer, à la shotgun method
Step 4: Scuzz
"Did you see how many Dunkaroos Sasha took last night?"

"My friend Shoshana just arrived with a cooler full of Peebrs. Dunkaroo time fa da boyz"
Dunkaroo by PoppoMcScuzz August 3, 2012

dunkaroos 

A delicious dunked snack. Comes with several kangaroo shaped graham crackers which came in a variety of flavors. These were dipped in creme and then eaten, and life was good.

Sadly, dunkaroos have gone the way of the TV Dinner and Jiffy Pop, and are hard to find anymore.
Jenna dipped her dunkaroos in the creme and became blissfully happy.
dunkaroos by Phil D. February 8, 2004

drunkaroo 

Similar to the popular children's game 'buckaroo', where you take turns to add small loads onto a toy mule that eventually kicks everything off, at which point the person who was in the act of adding something loses. 'Drunkaroo' tends to happen at social functions where there is alcohol a-plenty. When one member of the party reaches the stage of passing out due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages, they become the mule, and the rest of the assembled group get ready to play drunkaroo. Turns are taken at placing things on the mule like coats, bags, full pint glasses, furniture, etc, until at some point (s)he comes to, throws everything off in an angry drunken sulk, and then more often than not rolls over and passes out again, at which point you can play the next round. Happy days.
Sweet, Ellie has passes out again, lets play drunkaroo.

or

me: we've been playing drunkaroo with bryan for about an hour, and there's nothing left in the house to put on top of him.
mikey: nothing that is, apart from the sofa.
drunkaroo by jimwade June 14, 2010
(n.) A poo induced by eating an excessive quantity of dunkaroos.
The pride I had for my impromptu dessert of chocolate teddy grahams dipped in leftover cake icing quickly turned into a mound of regret, embodied by my memorable dunkapoo.
dunkapoo by Sherlock Holmes III December 16, 2012

dunkaroos 

A snack involving delicious icing and five fun-shaped cookies (airplane, bicycle, hot-air balloon, Dunk the Kangaroo, and a round cookie with a D on it) The single-most dreamed about snack from 1994-2001 is believed to be argely responsible for countless cavaties in countless children. Sadly, they have become obselete ever since Betty Crocker stopped marketing them. A commonly-held belief is that they should sponsor a NASCAR to help spread the delicious, icing-filled word.
Rob went through 2 boxes of Dunkaroos in three days, and everything was peaceful and happy.

Rob savored each and every delicious and creamy bite and lick of his Dunkaroos Snack Pack.
dunkaroos by Robut Muwy September 9, 2008