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Dunstanese 

Dunstanese refers to all the boring, insufferable, never ending religious monologues one is subjected to during religious ceremonies. It is derived from the name of Saint Dunstan, Archbishop of Canterbury between 959 and 988 AD, the sharpest pain in every English King’s arse, the absolute worst fun sponge in human history, a pious pompous old windbag whose ridiculous inventions still bore us to this very day.
I was so looking forward to watching King Charles III’s Coronation but the insufferable interludes of Dunstanese by the Archbishop of Canterbury rather discouraged my excitement.
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Dongstache 

A person's nose that's in the shape of a penis, and who's big dirty mustache below it makes it look like one hairy face crank.
Look at that guy! He totally has a dongstache!
Dongstache by ubrsyn November 26, 2010
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A dingsta is someone who was brought up in the suburbs, preferably in a middle to upper class family, who in some situations acts like they are from the hood.
Al: "Whatup playa, waz good witchu son, how da hood treatin' youze?"

Brook: "You're a straight up dingsta right now!"


Dingsta by Charles My Helmut January 18, 2009

The Dunstan 

The Dunstan is a sex move which involves putting half a creme egg on the end of a penis then preforming oral sex.
-''Are you doing The Dunstan tonight?''

-"Yeah, I'm going to the shop to buy a creme egg now."
The Dunstan by Mr Creme egg March 15, 2013

Dunstable 

Just a small town in North Central Massachusetts. Known for having more cows than people. Combined with Groton for the school district. Although Dunstable supplies all the the athletes to the sports teams. Also known for their gang violence .
Wow Groton-Dunstable your athletic department is great.

Thanks all our athletes come from Dunstable despite being 3 times smaller than Groton
Dunstable by Rushipatel June 25, 2015
To be stupid, confused, a dumb dick and overall worthless sack of shit.
He's a real Dugstad.
Dugstad by VSR LIFE July 24, 2019
the person with the largest cock in the world
i wish a was as big as dunstan