guy 2: aww a love dunfermline. picked up this braw bird from touch last weekend. she was amazing in bed and could down a pint better than me. only 17 like, but they all start young in dunfermline.
Male B: "Man it's there, or Cumbernauld. It's up to you!"
Male A: *Sigh* "Fine, let's go. But I'm not staying long!"
punter two-"The Pars(Dunfermline)min,i hate the Old Firm(Rangers and Celtic),all things Weegie(Glaswegian),get right intae yon Falkirk bastards(look up soapdodgers)
A town where hillbillys would feel superior.
And Duelling Banjos is the towns anthem
2. Soap? Nah I use mud