1. A person irrevocably dumb.
2. A person who "fucks" with the intelligence and emotions of another person.
1. That fuckwit thinks that euthanasia is a charity organization called Youth in Asia.
2. "Daniel Cleaver, you know, that emotional fuckwit," said Bridget Jones.
Mook (noun) Originally referred to an Italian-American male; similar to Mick in reference to an Irish-American male; Modern use extends beyond ethnicity, gender, and income levels to refer to a average person inclined not to be athletically or mentally gifted, especially in the moment or during a particular situation. Mook is used as either a humorous (knucklehead) or derrogative (jerk) expression of humanistic imperfection or inappropriatness, such as to describe a person's clumsiness or loudness. The word is most often heard in the NE region of the United States, particularly New York City, Atlantic City, Philadelphia, and Boston.
Hear "What a mook!" in a ballpark when a baseball player drops an easy fly ball or to describe a person having no worldly knowledge beyond his neighborhood. Two brothers reply "...because we are just a couple of Mooks!" when asked why after graduating from elite universities they ended up doing PBS talk radio about automobile repairs. The word mook is best applied with a Bronx, Philly, or New Jersey shore accent.
Unparalleled douche. If there is a limit to how douchey you can be, a dounderhead's existence is dedicated to exceeding that limit.
Did you see that dounderhead Andrew walk by? The only other word I would use to describe him is 'douche.' Dounderhead also means 'douche,' but it's like, a whole lot worse.
To apologize for the act of repalling, sending an email accidentally to "reply to all."
Based on repall (v.) The act of pressing "reply to all" or "reply" instead of "forward", and consequently sending an email to the wrong addressee, particularly when it causes great embarrassment. Repalled emails typically include slurs and overly sincere impressions and thoughts the author has about the addressee.
Related?: repallogy (n.) The act of apologizing for a repalled email.
I repallogize (v.) for being a dunderhead and repalling instead of taking the time to direct my email to the correct recipient.
Can be a figurative or literal ball that creates profound stupidity in the person with the misfortune of holding it.
It is often used by writers to fuel the episode of the week when they can no longer think of a worthwhile plot driver.
-A tell for this is when you scream at a character, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO, STOP THAT!"
Any Actor that appears in an infomercial.
Can be thought of as a game of Hot Potato but with one's competence on the line.
Actor with the Idiot Ball:
"Too stupid to figure out how to use a blanket? Get a Snuggie!"
Villain with the Idiot Ball:
"Before I kill you Mr. Bond, I will tell you how to stop my plan for world domination."
Dunder Cap: n \’d:(n-d;(r\ perh. fr. D dondér thunder + n \kap\ ME cappe, fr. OE cæppe, fr. LL cappa head covering, cloke
A contraction of dunce cap (1840) and dunderhead (1625).
An idiot, numb skull, blockhead or dunce. One who does not understand the obvious results of a planned action.
Ah come on you Dunder Caps! Look at what renovations to the Vinoy hotel did for downtown St. Pete! The concerts, the promotions – at Vinoy Park. Please. If that isn’t an example of how to make money on a historic downtown venue I don’t know what is. Are all of you out of work construction workers?
A variant of the term meathead to describe a oafish friend with poor judgement, quickly becoming a nickname. Invented in Olympia, Washington in 1967, this nickname can simply be "Pork". Also derived from the cartoon figure "Porky Pig".
Hey, Porkhead, how come you can't think about the consequences of your actions?