1. Choosing, not through extenuating circumstances such as being on a movie set or
hiking, choosing, when the option to do otherwise exists, choosing to forego bowel movements so that when you finally dump the result is fantastic.
The Dumpsave is believed to originate on the UCSB campus
1985 CE
24 hours after Last Dump:
Oh
man I gotta go so
bad, but I'm dumpsaving.
8 Hours Later
Oh man this kinda hurts, but I'm dumpsaving.
2 Hours Later
I can hold it... I can... hold.... it...urgh..dumpsaving
Exactly Fourteen Minutes Later
HOLY SWEET MOTHER(beeline to restroom)
Waiting in Line for Restroom:
THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER
Finally on the
John:
(singing)ooooooh yeah, sooooooo gooood!
Exiting
John:
I CAN TAKE ON THE WORLD