Bill: Why don't you go dumpster diving? You could try that ho I met last night. I've heard she puts out like Wonka during Halloween. Plus, I think she's clean too.
Chubby/Unkempt/Annoying/Lazy Eyed people).
2) Going out with the intention of bringing someone home you would never introduce to you parents under any circumstances. This can also include, in addition to the criteria listed in (1), morally questionable individuals including but not limited to: sluts, whores, hard drug users, christians, vegans, scientologists, creationists, Mtn Dew Drinkers, people who self diagnose them selfs with attention deficit disorder (Like, OMG I am so ADD), people who wear UGG boots with skirts when its 70 degrees out (Fahrenheit, Celsius you would die), people who wear UGG boots period, bi-curious people and people who Majored in Business.
Chris: Hey we should go to "Player's" and go dumpster diving!
Andrew" $100 if you go home with a 200 ponder.
Chris: Fuck yes
Stu: I went dumpster diving last night and woke up with a hippo.
Andrew: You slept with your mom?
Stu: Fuck you
Bill: Find anything?
John: Yeah, this CD player and a PS2 controller.
Bill: The things people throw away....
Me; iMac G3
Parents' bet it dosen't work
Me; I bet it does
Parents; Prove it works