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noun: a special type of dumplings, with origins in Herndon, VA, coined in the year 2001, with relations to the ling ling dumplings sold at Costco wholesale stores Mother: Dinner is ready.
Wade: Dumples!!! |
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A condition in which a person is so hungry their judgement and thought is clouded Waiter: May I please take your order?
John: I'll have...the dumples. Waiter: The wha? John: Dunples. Waiter: Do you mean dumplings? Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples. |
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A person, more often than not, female, who isn't necessarily ugly, but definitely isn't attractive. AKA "dry toast." Someone with no outstanding or identifying traits, average in every way possible(looks, no personality, no real talents, etc.) Plain, unremarkable, vanilla, couldn't pick 'em out of a crowd. A Dumples has no best friends(except other Dumples), but lots of 'acquaintances'. A good synonym would be a "Meg" as in Meg from Family Guy. When in doubt of someone's Dumplocity, picture them dressed/made up. If the makeup wears them instead of them wearing the makeup(kid in her mom's vanity table syndrome), it's Dumples! "Can you believe she took her Dumples friend Tina with her to the club? You know she was just trying to make herself look prettier. Tsk tsk."
Dumples always lie and try to tell you they're 'models'. All they're modeling is sweatpants. |
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Younger sister of Fat Ass Tine. She has huge dimples in her face and they're so deep that we call her 'dumples.' Dumples is supposed to be said in a deep, transexual-esque voice because she/he/it is a transexual. think drag queen ppl Brenda tried giving Dumples a fisheye, and Dumples removed one of Brenda's nipples with her teeth.
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