A condition in which a person is so hungry their judgement and thought is clouded
Waiter: May I please take your order?
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.
by Zorgithatoob May 01, 2011
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a mascot that might have been dumplings but the creators were really hungry and tired and all they could come up with Dumples.
Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot is the Jolly Dumple.
by Jacob September 03, 2004
The mascot of Crazy Go Nuts University
"Fighting and sometimes striving,
Wondering what the Dumple is,
Excellence, and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club"
by Jeremy May 19, 2003
Official mascot of CGNU.
Go dumples!
by ro-nun-see-A-shun May 19, 2003
A person, more often than not, female, who isn't necessarily ugly, but definitely isn't attractive. AKA "dry toast." Someone with no outstanding or identifying traits, average in every way possible(looks, no personality, no real talents, etc.) Plain, unremarkable, vanilla, couldn't pick 'em out of a crowd. A Dumples has no best friends(except other Dumples), but lots of 'acquaintances'. A good synonym would be a "Meg" as in Meg from Family Guy. When in doubt of someone's Dumplocity, picture them dressed/made up. If the makeup wears them instead of them wearing the makeup(kid in her mom's vanity table syndrome), it's Dumples!
"Can you believe she took her Dumples friend Tina with her to the club? You know she was just trying to make herself look prettier. Tsk tsk."

Dumples always lie and try to tell you they're 'models'. All they're modeling is sweatpants.
by Revidescent July 06, 2012
A telnet BBS Server written in Python scripting language.
Dumple was developed by Titans of Old in 2003. It allows old DOS based BBS software and doors to be accessed from a web browser. Dumple is open source freeware.
I just connected to a Dumple BBS using FireFox, and I was able to play console ANSI games just like I did back in the 80's and 90's!
by Chris A. Clark May 05, 2008
n. Cute dimple visible on the top of a fresh pile of dog feces.

Are you done Riadal? Good boy. Oh look! A dumple! I am totally gonna Facebook that.
by Public_ice September 28, 2012
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