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Righteous dump 

Anytime you're in church or a place like church and you feel the need to drop a huge load.
Tom: Where have you been, dude?

Peter: Sorry i had to take a righteous dump during service
Righteous dump by Mastor Debator February 5, 2009

Shun and Dump 

Actions committed by people you thought were friends when they no longer have use for you. First, they will ignore and exclude you (shun) and then cast you away (dump) when they are finished with you.
Tolly just put the shun and dumpon someone again. When he is done with someone, he is done.
Shun and Dump by ohyesuare April 3, 2017

Two Pump Dump 

Blowing your load during sex after just two pelvic thrusts.
It had been such a long time since Erik had sex, that he was only able to execute a two pump dump.
Two Pump Dump by The Dogg August 12, 2014

I dump your ass

The sentence I dump your ass comes from Netflix’s original series « stranger things ». When someone says I dump your ass, they’re mad or post off because you did something bad or your just annoying. Most people now use the sentence to say to a guy or gal for attention or go making them feel bad and win them back yet for again, winning them back.
El: I dump your ass.
Mike: 😧

Max:😆

Beastly Dump 

A dump so big, it clogs a toilet previously thought unclog-able.
Guy 1: I went to go clean the bathroom and saw someone took a beastly dump in the women's toilet. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to plunge it.

Guy 2: Fuck that. You do it.
Beastly Dump by Watt-age April 10, 2011

Forest Dump 

When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. Then when you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!
"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!"
Forest Dump by Sambiase August 27, 2013