Top Definition
the money and assets that a spouse is legally entitled to over the course of a marriage and divorce (the other spouse who is losing money and assets is the dummy)
Amy: I'm divorcing my husband.
Brandy: You getting at his dummy stacks?
Amy: Hell yea bitch. He took the best years of my life and now its time to pay up.

Brandy: I'd never thought that you would be a member of the "First Wives Club."
by dannyfoshizzle2 July 17, 2009

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