a dumb blonde who laughs at everything and has a binge eating problem. She has non existent eyebrows and a caffeine addiction. She's probably going to die at 35 out sleep deprivation.
(girl 1) *trips and falls down inn the tube onto a random man*
(girl 2)"You're being such a dumbitille!"
The equivalent of an ambulance, but instead of sick people, a dumbulance carries dumb people away.
Dumbulance originates from the TV Series, Trailer Park Boys, in an episode in which half-witted Corey and Trevor are shot at, and when they plead for an ambulance, an angry Ricky retorts that they ought to instead be picked up by the dumbulance.
A: (Spills on herself)
B: Do you need a fucking bib or something? You're 16! I'm going to call the dumbulance on you!