Dumbocracy 

Dumbocracy: noun: a democracy with stupid voters.

"Only in a true dumbocracy could (insert name here) have been re-elected."

Dumbocracy by Stupid117 January 13, 2009

Dumbo mask 

A dumbo mask is when you approach your girl from behind and spread your saggy, worn out ball sack over her eyes, leaving your flacid hog hanging in front of her nose. She then looks like everyone’s favorite pachyderm... Dumbo!

Newman was out by the campfire giving billy a dumbo mask. What a dick!

Dumbo mask by Kung fu Jim March 7, 2020

dumbocracy 

Government of the dumb, for the dumb, by the dumb.

Person: How the hell did George W Bush get elected US President twice?

Person 2: Well, that's what you sometimes get in a dumbocracy.

dumbocracy by Ozymoron October 2, 2009

Dumbfounded 

Someone who is so utterly confused about every little thing said to them.

Joe: “have you seen my homework papers?”
Karen: “we have homework?”
Joe: “Yeah, where are my papers?”
Karen: “WE HAD PAPERS?!”
Joe: “Jesus lord..Why are you so dumbfounded all the time..”

Dumbfounded by Carlss..anthem December 31, 2019

Operation Dumbo Drop 

The process of hovering over a dirty toilet seat to take a crap so you do not get your back end covered in germs.

I had to drop the Cosby kids off at the pool, but some one left their juice on all the toilet seats. Luckily, I remembered a trick my 2nd grade teacher taught me and performed an Operation Dumbo Drop.

Operation Dumbo Drop by Bhobby December 9, 2008

dumbson 

Someone who is being very dumb or acting stupid.

Dad: Fred, you got a F on the science test!
Fred: Oh, sorry Dad, I guess I’m a dumbson.

dumbson by Dumbson March 22, 2021

dumbpoos 

Something you yell at someone who has shown and/or proven themselves to be a complete fucking dumbass. Usually used to humiliate the person.

Kouhei: What band is this?
Dave: The Lawrence Arms.
Kouhei: This band is lame. Orange Range is way better!
Dave: DUMBPOOS!

dumbpoos by daveteamassface March 9, 2007