dumbonics 

The language of choice for those who try to speak intelligently by using words they do not understand and end up sounding dumb as f***. Very common among the ex-spouse species.

I don't understand your ex-wife. Does she speak dumbonics?

dumbonics by dmaestas March 2, 2010

dumbledick

1)The dick, or penis, or male genitalia, of Sir Albus Dumbledore of the Harry Potter book series or Harry Potter movies. Rumored to be over 7.6 inches in length (non-erect).

2)Used to describe someone who believes they are always correct and know everything when it is obvious they don't.

1)"My god that kid has such a dumbledick!"

2)"Stop being such a dumbledick! You're wrong!"

dumbledick by Sean Mc. May 9, 2008

Dummydick 

Someone who is a complete idiot and doesn’t know their ass from their toes

Bro that guy is a total dummydick

Dummydick by Dominic Dwater June 1, 2019

Dumbdick

A very stupid person or man.

Follow me dumbdick!)

Dumbdick by wattawat September 25, 2020

dumbdiculous 

When something both dumb and ridiculous at the same time.

That was the most dumbdiculous excuse for being late.

dumbdiculous by lbc30 March 7, 2009

dumbdick

Similar to a dumbass; Someone who makes stupid or inexplicable decisions.

Gary was a dumbdick for staying with his cheating-ass girlfriend.

dumbdick by ire December 29, 2007

dumbduck 

Some dumbass that is a twelvie. He loves laying in bed with his sister watching/making Tik-Toks.

That guy is such a dumbduck.

dumbduck by fatlicker69420 August 18, 2019