A dumbledore are commonly confused with a dingleberry, which consist of poop attached to anal hairs. Dumbledores are far less dangerous to undergarments than dingleberries, but still poses some risk, and are far more difficult to remove. In fact, the vast majority of toilet paper is consumed removing dumbledores.
Full name: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
Age: over 150 years
siblings: only one that we know of, Aberforth Dumbledore, who has been prosecuted for performing illegal charms on a goat.
Marital Status: Single as far as we know, but many fans wish that Minerva Mcgonagall is his wife.
Deathdate: june 29th 1996