| 1. | My Chemical Romance Fans | ||
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All My Chemical Romance fans are the same.
They walk around wearing the same tacky My Chemical Romance shirts based around some dark and mysterious picture with "My Chemical Romance" scribbled along the top in red writing made to look like blood because My Chemical Romance are so violent and harsh. The majority of them wander around various internet websites just like this one being elitest snobs accusing everybody else that listens to them of being posers and 11 year old emo's who totally didn't like them way before they did but if you meet them in reality they are normally the dumb ones that walk around with a pound of eyeliner on and go to any gig because music is like their life when really all they listen to are the same poser bands the "poser fans" listen to. A Conversation between My Chemical Romance fans.
McrFan1: Omg look at that girl she is listening to new My Chemical Romance what a poser we totally knew them before her. McrFan2: Omg I know right, lets go whine about her on MCRmy I'm sure all the other real fans there will agree with us. |
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| 2. | boston fans | ||
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completly devoted fans that love their teams more than their own mothers. unlike new york fans, boston fans do not just hop on the bandwaggon when their teams are doing well. they are also known for their devotion, brutality towards opposing fans, and creativity in their cheers, again unlike new york fans. wow those boston fans are so much more devoted than those dumb new york fans. i mean their cheers are so creative and i would never want to get in a fight with one of them they would kick my ass.
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| 3. | Alabama fans | ||
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The dumbest of all rednecks, Alabama fans are notorious for worshiping a dead guy, named Bear, and cheering for the Crimson Tide(when they are winning). They claim 13 national championships, but there are actually 8. Many people wonder,"Why claim even more national championships that you didn't win, when anyone would be proud of 8?" Unfortunately, Alabama fans are unable to listen to logic or reason, so they claim 13. Surrounding civilians like to avoid Alabama fans in fear that their stupidity could be contagious. Some avid fans wear black and white-striped shirts and have somehow become referees in many SEC football games. The most obvious of these rednecks are the idiots that wear hounds-tooth hats, formerly worn by Bear, despite the ridicule from people with an IQ above 50. Most Alabama fans believe their new coach, SaBEAR, is the 2nd coming of Christ which is not acknowledged by any form of intelligent life. Their battle cry is, "ROOWL TIIED!". This highly laughed-upon cry was supposed to be translated as "roll tide", but as the redneck population increases, the phrase becomes more distorted. While the state of Alabama is infested with Alabama fans, most of the fans cannot locate Tuscaloosa on a map, and have never been inside the university due to or because of the 5 they made on the ACT. Don't worry though, my friend, they find all of their Alabama apparel at Walmart. You can commonly find Alabama fans flipping patties at McDonald's or in prisons anywhere in the South. more...
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| 4. | cock fag | ||
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someone who's both a cock and a fag,eg.Jon Stewart and his fans Jon Stewart and his three fans are all cock fags to be sure.
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| 5. | Fanfiction | ||
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1. Sheesh, how straight forward do you want it to be? Break it down into two words: "fan" and "fiction". As in, Fiction written by overly-obsessed fans of books. Get it?
And you had to go on this site to look it up? Loser. 2. Fiction written by fans (durr) who usually don't have a life and wish they were the author of the book they're writing fiction about. Yay them, huh? Oh, and that's not all. Usually, their writing is pretty bad with grammar mistakes, misspellings of characters (main or not), and cliched events that don't follow the actual events in the origin of their writing. Wonderful *rolls eyes with a voice full of sarcasm*. 1. Harry Potter decided to steal Dudley's computer and go on Urban Dictionary to look up naughty words he overheard that Voldemort and Snape were acting out, until he found the word "fanfiction". He decided to look it up because he had no clue what it was (the loser) and BAM! He realized he's a loser because he couldn't define the word "fanfiction". Kinda like you. Woot woot. Case closed. Next.
2. Oh, but despite the fact that he's a loser for looking up such a dumb word, Harry Potter didn't stop there. He went on a fanfiction site to write his own fanfiction about his life (a.k.a. books by JKR). I feel sorry for him, but hey, it's not my life that's getting screwed up by fanfiction and loser-ish-ness, so I don't give! |
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| 6. | icp | ||
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ICP= Insane Clown Posse. ICP is the worlds most hated band and frankly doesn't give a shit I listen to ICP and I am 12. Does that mean im some dumb wigger who can't type? No and you shouldnt stero type ICP because you dislike the fans. Most all people who hate ICP have no damn reason too other than they dislike the fans! If you want to judge ICP atleast listen to the music don't just judge them by the fans! They are really a good band people just hate them because its a trendy thing to do. Kid: Look its a juggalo who listens to shitty ICP for music what a nerd!
Juggalo: Do you even know what a juggalo is bitch boy! Kid: Well, no but who cares you suck Juggalo: Fuck you dumb shit |
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| 7. | Red Sox Fans | ||
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The Most Immature, Hypocritical, Bias fans in all of baseball.
They care more about the Yankees losing than anything else. They bring up every negative thing they find about other teams yet they do the same thing...there just to dumb to realize it If you wanna see examples of what i just said type in Red Sox then type in Yankees...isnt it odd that the yankees page has more red sox fan comments than yankee fan comments?? And the Red Sox page has nothing but red sox fans....why arent yankee fans commenting on that page.....they are a little more mature and normal..and it proves my statement about RedSox fans caring more about the yankees losing than anything else..
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