| 1. | dumb blonde | ||
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Someone who can't do anything without messing it up. Dumb blondes are never natural blondes. Most can't spell, write, read, or do anything educated. Most also can't drive Mimi McClatchy is a dumb blonde.
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| 2. | dumb blonde joke | ||
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A joke told by someone who is only making fun of blondes because blondes are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than they'll ever be. And no I'm not a blonde. black-haired person: How many blondes would it take to fill the brains of one chipmunk? More than the amount of blondes in the universe!
brown-haired blonde lover: You're only making fun of blondes because you're jealous that you will NEVER be as good-looking as blondes. black-haired person: Oh FINE, I admit it, I am. I'm sorry. brown-haired blonde lover: It's alright. Now we can start the 'TPWMFOBAJJBBAWWHTTEB' (The people who make fun of blondes are just jealous because blondes are way, WAY hotter than they'll ever be) orginization. black-haired person: Good idea. The two people become friends, and will eventually go out with 23 blondes combined in their lifetimes. |
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| 3. | Blondes | ||
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A femine figure who, though equally as intellegent as others, is dubbed as dumb. While they are often ridiculed and constantly being used in jokes in reality hair colour isn't something to judge. positive: Blondes are equally as wise as brunettes!
negative: Blonde moment! |
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| 4. | smart blonde | ||
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see 'oxymoron'.
contrary to common belief, 'smart blondes' don't exist. There are certain 'dumb blondes' that THINK they are smart blondes, but they aren't. don't confuse smart blonde with smart bitch, which DO exist. Nerdy white boy: OMG jessica you are SUCH a dumb blonde.
dumb blonde: AM NOT! i'm a SMART blonde. Nerdy white boy: Saying 'smart blonde' is just like saying 'rap music' you ignorant bitch! |
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| 5. | ditzer | ||
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Naïve, stupid, slow to figure out things, has a dumb look on their face a lot, makes stupid and not funny jokes, forgets what they where going to say a lot. A ditzy person, male or female. Think of dumb blondes like Jessica Simpson, now shes a real ditzer.
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| 6. | dumb blonde | ||
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a girl who looks absolutely gorgeous, great figure, great legs, nice blonde hair (usually bleached). Yet there's something about the peroxide because she just seems to have no sence at all. A lot of guys want to date her and bag her but you can't really "fuck her brains out" if there's nothing up there. She often has a totally blank spaced out look on her pretty face, she is so "out there in the ozone layer" but her looks and vacant air of sexuality may get her around in life (look at some of the entertainment industry's biggest stars today), yet her IQ may be so room temperature that she may not know or comprehend where you "plug it in". Someone may have to tell her. An absolutely vapid dizz. A bad example for females growing up. 1. Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
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I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks Don't have to worry about gettin' a man If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! I see people workin', it just makes me giggle 'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle 'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-O-N-D 'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? ... 'Cause I'm blonde, nyah nyah nyah! 'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah nyah nyah! ... I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche 'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-I-N-D! 'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? ... Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true With my hair and body, you would be too 'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L... I don't know! 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! - JULIE BROWN 2. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are ditzy dumb blondes. 3. Earlier this century, Britney Spears said that we must all stand togeth... |
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| 7. | dumb blonde | ||
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a girl who looks absolutely gorgeous, great figure, great legs, nice blonde hair (usually bleached). Yet there's something about the peroxide because she just seems to have no sence at all. A lot of guys want to date her and bag her but you can't really "fuck her brains out" if there's nothing up there. She often has a totally blank spaced out look on her pretty face, she is so "out there in the ozone layer" but her looks and vacant air of sexuality may get her around in life (look at some of the entertainment industry's biggest stars today), yet her IQ may be so room temperature that she may not know or comprehend where you "plug it in". Someone may have to tell her. An absolutely vapid dizz. A bad example for females growing up. 1. Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
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I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks Don't have to worry about gettin' a man If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! I see people workin', it just makes me giggle 'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle 'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-O-N-D 'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? ... 'Cause I'm blonde, nyah nyah nyah! 'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah nyah nyah! ... I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche 'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-I-N-D! 'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? ... Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true With my hair and body, you would be too 'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L... I don't know! 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! - JULIE BROWN 2. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are ditzy dumb blondes. 3. Earlier this century, Britney Spears said that we must all stand togeth... |
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