a very ugly person that has a pipe up there ass. it is illegal to be an ass piper in all 50 states but one. the one state that does allow it is Alaska. but hey sarah palin is the major there so what did u expect??? an ass piper is normally a male. with brown gay ass emo hair. but he doesnt look very emo he just looks like a douche. most ass pipers live in alaska because its legal. if you do happen to encounter an ass piper just throw snow at it and it will wine and walk away if you do not have snow available just find the closest object available for throwing and throw it at the ass piper if you follow these instructions you will be safe from the ass piper. :)
the douche looking brett kid over there looks like an ass piper we have to throw snow at him to stay safe.
the ass piper is a douche that has a pipe up is ass.
a dumb shallow whore, who wouldn't like a guy, but would love and be all up on the same guy if he had fame, money, etc.
guy 1:look at the dumb ass whore, she's such a gold digger.
guy 2: lets throw rocks at her head, maybe it will fix her problem
A person who has all the bad qualities of a nerd or a geek, but without their good qualities (solving Bessel equations for fun, programming in assembly language, writing device drivers for a toaster or making loads of money) - he just looks and acts like an idiot, has no social skills, can't get laid and has big glasses. A nerd sits behind his computer doing something that requires brains, while a dork just surfs the porn websites and chats with other dorks on some web forum. A geek or a nerd looks like a dumb ass but in fact has Mensa IQ, while a dork looks like a dumb ass because he is. A dork is, almost without exception, someone's bitch, he's unable to have sex so he usually dies a virgin, and thus seldom harms the human gene pool. Dorks sometimes try to associate with geeks and nerds and act like them, but they are sort of a joke. They also try acting as if their condition is a matter of choice, ie. they don't have sex because they are into celibacy, they are out of shape because they're too intellectual to exercise, people don't understand what they're saying because they're so smart (and not because they are unable to form coherent sentences) ...more...
A noun referring to one who most likely has, will, or is engaging in an activity that is idiotic in nature when compared to everyone else's current activity. Much like how a group of sober people would perceive a drunk person.
"I'm going to throw that fluorescent light bulb"-Alex
"Don't throw it"- everyone else
Alex throws the light bulb and it shatters.
"Don't move police. I'm going to watch you clean that up"-Old Retired Cop
"Way to go rum-dumb"-Josh
50 Cent is a bitch ass rapper thats skill and street cred is less that chingys.
Thinks he can fuck with kiss or nas
Nas raped jay-z in 3 holes on ether
Jadakiss has hotter lyrics than just about 100% of the artists on MTV (i.e. 50, CHINGy, nelly etc.)
THat dumb ass nigga brotha lynch that made a definition of 50 cent is fucking retarded.
Niggas can't talk shit bout kiss, styles etc. deez niggas is hard as a fuckin nail. If Eazy, Pac, big were still here 50 cocks wouldn't be here singing faggot songs like candy shop. What kinda fuckin name is pIggy bank. Nigga had 2 get shot nine times 2 get rich..... pitiful. LaSt thing.. I dont give a fuck how many records 50 has sold. PEOPLE 50 CANT MAKE REAL RHYMES, ITS DRE BEATS if dre was producing jada's shit nigga would of sold 22 mil.
Half Way Down Tha Block/ ill shoot ya girl in the head when she half way down mah cock-styles
yo yo yo yo yo yo
Think bout when I splatter ya mask(yea)
My niggas is happy, ya momma is sad
If ya niggas is riders, the drama will last
If ya niggas is snitch, been judgin my ass
They said I'm too famous to run
So when I empty out this clip, I'm changin the gun
The realer the beef, the longer the clip
Murder ya mans, I'm gone in the mist
Call this girl after dark so we talked the bitch
We aint care cause the whore wasnt shit
Dogg, I aint takin the L or waistin a shell
I bring the heat like I'm satan himself
Fuck if you hard, fuck if you soft, long as you lost
Dick in the dirt, shit in ya drawers
Ill make ya grandmother get on the floor
Tie you up, then beat you to a pulp, say that this is a war
If'n the four, mackin a pump, actin I dump
Throw you out the window then act like you jump
-kiss from show discipline
show u how 2 leave a room flat 20 niggas dead no money no jewels bullets in they head-styles
went from jaz to hangin with kane to herb to big and eminem murdered u on ya own shit, u a dick ridin faggot u love the attention, queens niggas run ya niggas, ask russell simmons-Nas
A borough that doesn't even deserve to be counted as a part of the NY Metro Area. Staten Island should just be counted as a part of dirty-ass jersey.
Get rid of Staten Island, throw Mount Vernon, Yonkers, and New Rochelle together, and you've got yourself a real 5th boruough!
to throw a severe beating to another person or group. Used with mal intent or to beat the ass's of.
"If you don't shut the fuck up, i'm gunna duff your dumb ass"