| 1. | dumb as dirt | ||
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Being extremely stupid or gullible. The Drill Instructor said Private Jones is as dumb as dirt.
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| 2. | BURNT BITCH | ||
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N; one who doesn't think, makes stupid decisions. Does things that make no sense. Rochelle knew we were going to the club and the dumb bitch left her ID at home. WHAT A BURNT BITCH!
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| 3. | Joe Dirt | ||
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A guy who is "wack", lame, trips over himself, smells like poop, has terrible style and no chance of getting a girl. Can also be referred to as a "Joe" or simple a "Dirt. What the hell is that guy wearing?! What a Joe Dirt.
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| 4. | Friemd | ||
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Friemd (Fremd)
noun 1. a person attached to another by sexual relations and friendship; without dating or marriage 2. a person who gives assistance in a sexual manner to a friend, also known as a friend with benefits 3. often used as code for introducing a fuck buddy to friends without the FB knowing verb 4. to befriemd 5. to add a person to one's list of fuck buddies. Last night I friemded a chick from the bar. Idiom 6. make friemds with, to enter into friemdly relations with; become a friemd to. Origin: before 2000- referred to by Gotye in their new hit song somebody , also a common mispronunciation used by douchebags that do not have friemds when talking about their friends or lack thereof; Middle English friemd, fremd, Old English frēomd friemd, lover, relative (cognate with Old Saxon friumd, Old High German friumt ( German Freumd ), Gothic frijōmds ), orig. present participle of frēogam, cognate with Gothic frijōm to love Person 1: Damn that chick is hot as hell.
Person 2: Shes dumb as dirt tho. Person 1: I think I will befriemd her. "hey guys this is my friemd that I have been talking about." "I'm glad that your friemdly right now , but dont get mad when i have to send you home, im getting pretty tired." |
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| 5. | necrophrenia | ||
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state of being braindead, clueless, dumb as dirt Sorry - I've got necrophrenia - I can't remember your name.
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| 6. | meatbucket | ||
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a big oversize jock who is about as smart as bag of rocks.
as sharp as a bowling ball. dumb as dirt. that guys a real meatbucket
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| 7. | Atheist Loser | ||
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Synonym for the word Atheist:
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A shallow, insecure, scared, and small person who does not believe in Gods existence, but tries their hardest to make fun of people who do not believe in one. Usually result in an epic fail because most are retarded. Most Atheist losers are Goths, Emos, and just straight up gay. Atheist losers tend to be unathletic, unpopular, virgins as opposed to most Christian teens that are nice, popular at school, and excel in cool sports like football and lacrosse (winners at life and the afterlife). Atheists after school activities include cutting the wrist, running away from home, being mean to their christian parents because they believe in order, and going on websites like this, spamming definitions bashing christians because christians bash those low lifes at school. Atheist losers try to act smart and say Christians believe in fantasies. They end up sounding straight up stupid. They are oblivious to the fact that most Christians interpret the bible in symbolism to life including; treating people fair, loving, and caring through the teachings of a man named Jesus of Nazareth<3. This is why kids are raised christian tend to be an all around successful person, rather than a fuck up atheist loser who ran away from home because he hated his parents for being Christian. Atheists losers like many on this website (fags) think all Christians are extremists just like a hillbilly red neck would think all muslims are extremists. So basically an Ath... |
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