duko 

a completely oral language consisting of mostly adjectives, purpose being to descibe someone/something more completely, and under you're control.

Pelk is a duko word.
Pekistan is the offical country of duko.

duko by Pelkmonster September 11, 2006

duko void

duko void is the best apex player in the world

Is that duko void? omg we have to leave he’s too good!

duko void by dukovoid February 26, 2022

Dirty Duko 

To be or to take a huge shit or poo.

"Hey John I'll be right back, I'm going to the bathroom to take a dirty duko"

Dirty Duko by Marcsterz November 22, 2016

Dirty Duko 

To take or be a huge pile of shit

"Hey John I'll be right back, I have to go take a big dirty duko"

Dirty Duko by Marcsterz November 22, 2016

Dukota 

Gay as fuck. Stupid. Likes fat girls.

Dukota never made it.

Dukota by 163965225 December 5, 2016

Dukopathy

Personality disorder. Unhealthy obsession with a particular journalist. Named after Dutch journalist Wierd Duk. People suffering from dukopathy usually confuse constructive criticism with slander. Highly contagious in a Twitter context. When there's a collective outburst of dukopathy (usually caused by bandwagon behaviour), it's called 'dukomania'.
Symptoms include: Creative interpretation of words and tweets, taking words out of context, repetitive use of old screenshots, lack of humour, pompous demeanor, ingroup-outgroup bias.
High-risk groups: People working for Dutch newspapers NRC, De Volkskrant and Jalta. Social justice warriors. Envious bloggers.

"Sufferers from dukopathy tell eachother it's 'ok' to hate Wierd Duk now. Some have recently even started to use fake quotes to justify this hatred."
"Wow. Shouldn't we raise awareness for Dukopathy?"

Dukopathy by De Prof July 17, 2017