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A narwhal with a large Jewish nose, that wags its tongue side to side in search of sand to sleep on. Marks its territory by spouting "eye-gunk" from its eyeball. Fights back predators or attacks prey with vinegar feet. Also likes to attack jojos (Only one in existence).
"Eww, ryan, your feet smell like a dukey swirl !!!! :( "
by brexjbear January 02, 2010

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