Invaded Neath on two occaisons in 1799 and 1999, both unfortunately bad losses for the duke.
The duke is the Messiah but the High Sheriff has not yet realised this -yet!
I have already put into motion plans to invade the duchy of Glamorgan and kill the High Sheriff, and make myself ruler of all Britannia.
I will then proceed to take the Sheriffs Promised One - Kate Talbot - he may die of a broken heart - hopefully :)
The city of Port Davies will be sacked and I will relegate Aberavon RFC to the 5th division - making Neath champions forever. then i will turn over the universities to the control of the EU. mwha ha ha haaaaaa!!!!
Following on from this i will blow up the Blodwen Buildings and burn down margam castle. the guardians will be my lowest slaves - carying out my evil wills.
The most horrific of plan is yet to be divised but i think i may invade the free city of Neath and make it up into a great city with great universities with a retail centre to rival oxford street. the greatest part of this city will be Cadoxton where i build a brand new Neath Abbey for worship of English greatness.
The Melyn will be torn down and in its place i will create a huge motorway to take people from this terrible place to the great kingdom of Earl!
I will build on the supposedly golden great sands of the Aberavon beach fronts - making them my places of evil pleasure.
2.Someone who overachieves at anything
Note: You can also achieve duke status
2.Joe achieved duke status by hooking up with the hottest chick in school.
2: Former king of England.
3: One of the greatest songs conceived by man. It's a staple oldie written by none other than the legendary Gene Chandler.
2: Serf #1 "Look ese it's the Duke of Earl"
Serf #2 " Simon he's a ranker ey"
3: Ey vato I just got Duke of Earl on a 45. Check me out ese...