Descendophobia 

Derived from the Latin Descendere (“go down”), it is defined as fear of walking down stairs or inclines; fear or discomfort while descending stairs or walking down a hill; fear of going down in a lift or elevator. The symptoms can include dizziness and space disorientation and in extreme cases it can reach the state of irrational fear.

I do wonder if Donald Trump suffers from bathmophobia or descendophobia.

Descendophobia by AKACroatalin February 1, 2017

descrotalise 

Using wet wipes to clean the scrotal zone after excessive sweating or dirt. Particularly happens at festivals.

Oh Jack, pass me the wet wipes I need to descrotalise after last night!

descrotalise by marvalaar January 18, 2016

Trans-Descendant 

(Unbiased definition)

A umbrella term for non-transgender and non-transsexual person who has ancestry of transgender and transsexual people. They have first appeared before the 21st century.

That person from the Coloradan city of Denver who invented this definition himself is Trans-Descendant

Trans-Descendant by Ryan900USAYT January 28, 2022

The Deschanel Ruling 

The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead

Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling

Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!

Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow

The Deschanel Ruling by Master Procrastinator February 10, 2013

scrotal descension 

(skroh-tuhl dih-sen-shuhn)

1. The scientific name for the act of tea bagging.

2. Placing the external sac of skin enclosing the testes in most male animals into the cavity containing the structures used in mastication of another animal.

Scrotal descension has been reported to increase spermatozoon levels in organisms of the kingdom animalia and elevate the humiliation levels pertaining to said entities receiving the maneuver.

scrotal descension by kLaw the courteous March 10, 2010

al desco 

Eating lunch at your desk

Lunchtime Food Goes al Desco

al desco by Berit01 April 2, 2009

duesch 

A common misspelling of the word "douche" often typed frantically by 12-year-old children in an attempt to insult strangers via the internet.

"omfg dude u r a duesch bag"

duesch by Gyrapage March 12, 2007