deucing it up

The act of taking one or more epic dumps. Usually, this term is used when you're making multiple trips to the throne for various reasons like, taking a laxative, getting bubble guts from eating White Castle, or doing a purge or a cleanse.

I was constipated after taking some antibiotics, so I took some milk of magnesia and I was deucing it up for like 9 straight hours. I filled that cup to the brim and shot it down like bourbon.

deucing it up by Davester75 October 14, 2013

Dueling Harmonica 

Two individuals, undefined in orientation and/or gender, each partaking of one half of a mans penis, divided lengthwise, by means of oral suction.

After a heated arguement, they decide to compromise and perform the dueling harmonica.

Guy 1: Yo, these two babes shared my donicker last night.
Guy. 2: You mean they gave you a dueling harmonic?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.

Dueling Harmonica by The College Board April 14, 2008

duceing 

The act of expelling excrement from ones anus, usually on a toilet.

I was just in the bathroom duceing when I realized there was no toilet paper.

duceing by McMonkeyPunch March 22, 2009

micro deucing 

The practice of producing constant, brief, crumb size deuces, not to rid the bowels completely, but to feel more focused, creative, and present.

Studying for this exam is really getting to me, I think I might start micro deucing during the next lecture so I can focus more on what the prof has been saying.

micro deucing by thatguyinshorts October 27, 2020

Dulcinea 

Derived from Cervantes' master piece Don Quixote. A woman who is of such astounding beauty, phsycally and mentally, that those who truly fall in love with such a person become illuminated with quixotic ideals.

David waits every morning to meet his Dulcinea, and catch some of the rays of light that shine from her eyes.

Dulcinea by David Bourne April 28, 2007

duncin

verb: pretending to be ignorant, to not know the answer; usually to avoid having to answer more questions.

The teacher asked a student to state one of the rights listed in the First Amendment.

"I don't know any," said the student.

"He's duncin her," whispered his friend. "He knows them all!"

duncin by lightrayrider March 13, 2009

Dueling Batwings 

Slang Lesbian sex. like scissoring

I Walked in on these lesbians dueling batwings, it was the time of my life.

Dueling Batwings by brenten kelly January 17, 2008