A Pejorative term for people who think highly of their cooking abilities, due to the fact that their recipes contain marijuana, and/or a person that is high during the cooking process.
"Oh great! That No-Bake Cooky found It's way back into My house. Now everything tastes like ass and I can't drive."
"That No-Bake Cooky just microwaved a box of Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies."
|485.||Tailor your asshole|
Tailoring an asshole is a very delicate procedure where a man with a beard of great girth licks your asshole. This is a very delicate process because he must lick it like an ice cream scoop on top of a cone. His beard may touch, but only on the cheeks never getting in the way of the actual anus. Due to this delicate process a sober hobo or bum can be used, but is not recommended.
Mustaches of any kind, neck beards, goatees, and mutton chops are not suitable substitutes.
"I got my asshole tailored so good last night by some guy at the party." - White Young Female in her 20's
"Bitch, I will tailor your asshole so good tonight!" -Older Black Gentleman in his 40's
Concise information provided by an intelligent gentleman. It is a closed form compound word, consisting of the urban slang word "dillly" meaning: deal. "Dapper" meaning: neat smart man.
I reviewed the lengthy due diligence report and I have some quick thoughts, would you like the dillydapper?
After running this complex operational process for 5 years, I can explain it simply. . . let me give you the dillydapper.
The process by which an individual succumbs to death by suffocation due to the repeated penetration of the oral cavity; by way of the penis or any other phallic representation.
It's not suffocation if she died with a dick in her mouth...it's dicksphyxiation!